Kickstart 2021 with these 25 humorous stoners and weed quotes!


What could be a better way to kick off 2021 than with some fun weed quotes?

It is possible that you are looking for great stoner quotes to impress your homies and stoner friends the next time you meet during the smoking session, or to improve your weed knowledge. In any case, you’ve come to the right place!

We have a wide and “weedy” collection of some of the best and funniest marijuana quotes we have collected over the years. For this article we have selected the top 25 – just for you, nice people.

Not only are these stoner quotes great for laughing, but they can also educate and inspire others to smoke weed! Without a fuss, let’s get all of the ROFL with these 25 funny marijuana quotes from 2021.


1. Yes! We totally agree with this! Smaller the circle, less bullshit and more smoke. We also believe that the friends who smoke together stay together!

2. We agree that 4:20 is an official time to smoke, but it doesn’t matter if you smoke at 4:22 too! After all, 4:22 is also 4:20! If that’s okay with you, smoke a blunt!

3. Just as I get horny when I see a hot slut, my lungs get horny every time I smell weed! And the desire is so strong that it only calms down when I smoke a full stump !.

4. No kidding, but we know more men who remember their first bong crack more clearly than their first kiss! Pot helps you experience a whole new orgasm that you can’t even feel with your girlfriend.

5. This is one of the best Stoner quotes we have ever read. Willie Nelson has always been a strong proponent of cannabis legalization. And this legendary quote from him sums up very well why he is committed to the legalization of cannabis! We love you Willie!

6th Ahh! Another legend, another legendary marijuana quotes! We agree to the “Austrian oak”. Weeds are nothing but a leaf, just like one holy basil leaf This offers a number of physical and mental health benefits. Instead of calling it a “bad drug”, we have to embrace it as a life-saving drug.

7. Yes! Life should be simple, stress-free and happy. Eat, sleep, roll, repeat!

8. This one is quite creative with a great message – weeds are the NEED! Various studies and research have shown that cannabis is a wonderful medicine that helps fight various diseases. So it is high time to release the stigma associated with weeds and accept it as a “need”!

9. Break open the pain, of course, and those memories of your partner will live forever. But once you start to torch, you’ll find that blunts are more interesting than your memories of your ex. So if you want to get over your ex, start making the hay!

10. Stoners are good at heart! They don’t crush the words and say what they really feel about the person or situation. Plus, the sarcasm is always high when stoners get together!

11. Another legend, another wonderful weed quote! Snoopy is one of the celebrities who is always open to advocating for weed legalization. And that one – one of his many marijuana quotes ultimately proves why we all need more weeds than alcohol!

12. This one is pretty funny! When you’ve got a lot of weed, you don’t know what to talk about or what to do. But if you’re lucky enough, your parents may ask you this because they want to offer you something! Who knows?! But we say – don’t take any chances!

13. Marriage is not all about love and compatibility. Find a partner who loves weeds as much as you do, or at least don’t resist the blowing! Because we are sure that if you let her know, she will soon go up in flames too Benefits of weeds!

14. This is also one of our favorite weed quotes of all time! It’s the perfect answer for the people who believe that Smoking marijuana makes you delusional. No it does not! Instead, we enjoy reality even more!

15. LMAO! We can’t say more! All a man needs is – a bad bitch who blows well and good weed he can blow well! Nothing more.

16. Yes! Coughing is a necessary part of smoking. So if you don’t cough, you are not doing it right! Smoking properly would put the weeds in your stomach, not just your mouth.

17. Barack Obama believes that – we can! But we – the stoners, believe that – weed can! Weed can also help you do things that “clean” people cannot. So if any of our Stoner readers are planning to run for the presidency next year, feel free to use this marijuana quote! It’s copyright free!

18. LOL! This literally brings us ROFL. Ask your friends and homies to call you “Your Highness” the next time they meet!

19. We’re not sure whether love happens at first sight or not, but we firmly believe that love happens when you share a dull one! Always be the first to share a blunt part!

20. We have a different meaning for BAE = blunts, all day, every day! You agree?

21. Marijuana is overly criminalized by some people who are completely ignorant of cannabis. The same people support alcohol, which is indeed more harmful to people’s wellbeing. This, one of our favorite marijuana quotes, sums it up nicely.

22. Whoaaa! We never knew the weeds had such a hidden power that they would make us the next Usain bolt! But now we find how!

23. Bong could be an icebreaker for many of us. Only by offering someone the blunt can you be their next best friend!

24. OMG! That’s absolutly correct! If your girl knows how to roll a good stump she will definitely know how to be good and wild in bed too! You should marry her as soon as possible before another stoner snatches her away from you!

25. This is also one of our all-time favorite Stoner quotes. In fact, we’ve suggested that transportation departments around the world use this slogan as part of their awareness campaign to reduce traffic accidents and alcohol deaths.

These are the 25 funniest marijuana and weed quotes to remember during 2021 and later in your life. The next time you meet up with your gang of stoners, be sure to crack some of them to exterminate them!


Beth Edmonds